- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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