- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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