your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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