- Anti Joke

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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