- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

A man walks into a bar

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Good job, son.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

women's rights.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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