Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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