Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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