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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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