- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

My Nan, that is all.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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