- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Pickles are moist.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??