Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Penis-biter

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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