Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Black people.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

irish man drinking john smiths

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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