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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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