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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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