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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Maths.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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