- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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