- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

hers a joke... japanese people

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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