- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Charlie Sheen

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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