- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

do you wanna hear a joke school

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

your so fat. your fat!

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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