- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Brain fart

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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