Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

whats green and slimy? green slim

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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