- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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