Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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I went to work today....

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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