- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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