- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Im gay What about you

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Kyle grund parker coffey

this website even though its hilarious.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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