If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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