Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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