- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Can anyone Lenin money?

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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