what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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