A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What did the snake say to the rat?

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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