What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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