- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Your Mom The End.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Can anyone Lenin money?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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