- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

masturbating on a tarc bus

mitchell palmer sucks

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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