What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Im gay What about you

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Kyle grund parker coffey

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

this website even though its hilarious.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

why do mexicans get made fun of

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

The New York Giants

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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