- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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