- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What is 9+10? 19

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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