- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What would u like to drink?

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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