- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

what are three short words? i a am

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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