- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Sixty... eight

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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