Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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