What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

what do you call a black guy african american

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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