- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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