- Anti Joke

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

what are three short words? i a am

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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