- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

women's rights, lol

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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