What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Women's professional sports

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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