Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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penisvaginaorgasm

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Illumati Confirmed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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