- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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