- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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