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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

read me write me

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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