Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Your're racist.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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