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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

How about that airline food?

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Micheal Curran...that is all.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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