Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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