whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's worse than this That :(

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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