- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

dat shoe shine tho

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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