- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

what are three short words? i a am

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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