- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A American seeking into mexico

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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