A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q- Why? A- Why not?

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A: Knock Knock B: 7

thumb_up thumb_down -25

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Indians

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops