- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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