- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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