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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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