- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Anti Jokes = Drained

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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