- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

ever tried african food? they neither

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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