- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A American seeking into mexico

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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