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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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