- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

How about that airline food?

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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