The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

im @ work, LOL.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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