- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Justin beiber's penis

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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