- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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