A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Jersey Shore.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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