Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Gus's mom

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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