Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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The FCC

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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girls basketball

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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