What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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