What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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#IHateHashtags

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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