- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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