- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

your face

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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