Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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