How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

A American seeking into mexico

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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