Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Women's rights.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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