whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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lol

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Anti Joke

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