- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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