- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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