what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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