A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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what's up? my penis.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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