What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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