- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Mooses

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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