Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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