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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

a black man walks out of popeyes

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Knock Knock Who's there

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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