Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Charlie Sheen is winning

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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