- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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