- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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