A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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