What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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