- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

whats gay and american? a gay american

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