- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Turkeys are obese

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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