- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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