A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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