- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

"Knock knock" Come in!

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