What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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