Barack Obama

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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