- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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