A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Lololol

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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