What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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