you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Women deserve equal rights.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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