a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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I'm Polish.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Penis chickens

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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