Knock knock Fuck off!

im @ work, LOL.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Im gay What about you

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

And you honored it I see :P

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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