Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Women's rights.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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