- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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