- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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