Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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black people swimming

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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