- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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