Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

What's the difference between a duck?

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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