so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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