- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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