Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

The Blonde walked into a wall.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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