roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

This is a joke.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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