- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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