What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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