What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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