- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Wenis Penis

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Women's Rights

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