- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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