- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

WILLY

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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