- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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