- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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