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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

You're so sweet I have diabetes

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What stops a train? A missile

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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