- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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