- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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