- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Honk if you're Amish!

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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