- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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