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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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