- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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