A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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SEX

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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