- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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