- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Women's Rights

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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