Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

My cat just died.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Gus's mom

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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