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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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