What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

The Big Band Theory

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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