roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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