- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

KILL WHITEY

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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