- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

i'm hard

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

why are black people so fast? because there black

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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